Community Lore: The Fort, By The Numbers
A running crib-sheet of the fort's inside jokes, the 10-minute rule, and the stuff we keep repeating so nobody has to be the town crier.
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The 10-Minute Rule
'We'll only be on for ten minutes.' We know better. You probably do too. The rule is a sacred joke: everyone says it, nobody means it, and the evening still ends at 2am having respecced twice.
It's 22:00 and we're just checking one thing. It is never just checking one thing.
The Fort Lexicon
- — The Fort — this site / community.
- — Detour — any side-quest-adjacent digression worth taking.
- — Ten minutes — the unit of time we all intend, but never measure.
- — Sidequesting — the act of ignoring the main quest gloriously.
- — Cozy OP — overpowered without sweat, the only way we farm.
The Numbers
Half-cleared runs, 47 identical hats, one very productive barn. These are the sacred stats — not tracked officially, so we track them communally and loudly.
- — Twice-respecced-in-one-night: a founder's badge of honour.
- — Chests sorted before sleep: zero. Chests re-sorted forever: yes.
- — Main quests touched: a distant rumour.